Men's health - one for the older forum users!

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Blokes are often criticised for ignoring medical symptoms, sometimes until it's too late.

Conversely, there appears to be little in the way of screening for male health problems.

The local health authority has just started a screening programme for bowel cancer and, as a result of my age, I was offered a screening.

I'll be honest and admit that I did think twice about the offer of a total stranger sticking a camera into an orifice I've always regarded as an exit rather than an entrance but decided that on balance it was probably a sensible option.

There is a theory that all bowel cancers develop from polyps on the bowel wall - however not all polyps go on to be cancerous.

Two polyps were found during my screening and both were removed (painlessly).

The experience wasn't exactly fun but neither was it painful (a little uncomfortable) and there's a chance that I've avoided something more serious developing later.

From a personal point of view, if you're offered an intrusive screening procedure then I'd say yes
 
Excellent advice there (y)
For my 60th birthday, I received a bowel cancer testing kit......somewhat distasteful to apply, but happily came back clear.
I await the second kit soon!
John :)
 
I've had 2 or 3 bowel cancer kits and ignored them all. I'd rather not know.
 
I've had a camera staring at my (by that time bloody) prostate. That was a painful journey. Think of the umbrella and multiply the pain!

I could see the journey on the screen at the side of me.

I said to the nurse, "what's that pink blob that is bleeding profusely?"

In a casual sing-song voice she said, "Oh, just your prostate...."

You might have pink urine for a few days but if it doesn't stop, come back to see us...

My next pee looked like a bladderful of blood.:eek:
 
I think that I stopped getting the kits when I reached 75. That being so, I guess that at 80, I have now reached the DNR stage, but does it bother me? Does it blazes.
 
The camera going up is not a problem, it's the bloody cameraman that hurts.:mrgreen:
 
My.......pee looked like a bladderful of blood.:eek:
Been there! Tried to pee and couldn't for ages so eventually gave it a whack and what came out was..... blood. Thankfully it turned out to be a bladder infection.
 
I write this post on my mobile from my parents house, as this is the week we say bye to my mum. She died of bowel cancer. She did 7 of those kits and they all came back clear, it wasn't until she developed secondary cancer in her lungs did she get any symptoms.
I wouldn't normally write such personal info but those who are luckily enough to be offered a camera should go. It may just save your life as well as stop your nearest watching you go the way we watched my mum. Look after yourselves chaps.
 
I haven't got a nearest and dearest except my dog. I live on my own and don't want to have a long and decrepit old age. I "joke" that I'm booking Dignitas for my 75th birthday. I get enough bad news without sending off bowel cancer kits. I know it's wrong but that's me.....
 
Had a colonoscopy. It was a breeze compared to the Moviprep (Turbolax) that I had to take the night before to clear me out. That one was a real white knuckle ride!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

For anyone who's never had Moviprep, see video below. :ROFLMAO:

 
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When I severely broke my leg I was stuck on a hospital bed unable to move (in all senses of the word). The nurse had to give me some thing similar.

It worked a treat....but then carried on working for 12 hours afterwards, ensuring there was absolutely nothing left in my digestive tract south of my stomach.

I vowed from that point on to drink a gallon + of water a day to make things easier and it was a success.
 
Yes, had to drink gallons of water with the Movi. I now know what a radiator feels like when it's been power flushed. o_O
 
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