Didn't take long!! 
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated... He'll be recycled
into shopping bags.
That way he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
with.
Apparently, Michael Jackson isn't dead. He's in the children's ward at
hospital, and told his family he's in heaven.
Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack. He was found on the
children's ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson's family have requested his ashes be put into etch-a-sketch
so the kids can still twizzle his kn0b.
Janet Jackson approached a well known Hollywood undertaker to organise
Michael's funeral.
First thing she says is "do you take plastic"?
Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God says "because you were an angel
on earth, you can have one wish".
Farrah says "can you save the world's children?"
24 hours later, Michael Jackson is dead!
Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to the paramedics on
the way to hospital....
"Put me on the childrens ward".
Rolf Harris is reported to be upset about the death of Michael Jackson...
He was supporting at O2, and they were hoping to do "Two Little Boys".
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated... He'll be recycled
into shopping bags.
That way he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play
with.
Apparently, Michael Jackson isn't dead. He's in the children's ward at
hospital, and told his family he's in heaven.
Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack. He was found on the
children's ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson's family have requested his ashes be put into etch-a-sketch
so the kids can still twizzle his kn0b.
Janet Jackson approached a well known Hollywood undertaker to organise
Michael's funeral.
First thing she says is "do you take plastic"?
Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God says "because you were an angel
on earth, you can have one wish".
Farrah says "can you save the world's children?"
24 hours later, Michael Jackson is dead!
Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to the paramedics on
the way to hospital....
"Put me on the childrens ward".
Rolf Harris is reported to be upset about the death of Michael Jackson...
He was supporting at O2, and they were hoping to do "Two Little Boys".
