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my wife is just as important(joke)

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My wife has been having a go at me.
She says that football is more important to me than her.
I said " don't be daft. How can that be when we have been together now for 15 seasons" :lol: :lol:
 
My wife has been having a go at me.
She says that football is more important to me than her.
I said " don't be daft. How can that be when we have been together now for 15 seasons" :lol: :lol:

If you had an affair, your defence could be, I was substituted?

If you had a threesome, you could say, Rooney is my hero,

If you slept with her mate, Terry told me,

If shes a bit dry down below, and needs servicing, Diouff of Blackburn? will help? and if his spitting don't help, his headbutting will.

And is she is rubbish under the sheets, just say Chelsea vs Blackpool...SCORE!
 
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