Since this experience I've got a newfound respect for life....
That was not a near-death experience! That was barely an experience!
Since this experience I've got a newfound respect for life....
That is a funny episodeYou survived. Now, go and buy stamps.
That is a funny episode

We were returning to Harare from UK, the pilot announced Harare was fogged in but "I will have a go" , alternative was Bulawayo , about an hour away. There were a few nervous looking passengers, we bounced along in the fog and the runway appeared suddenly, there was a round of applause for the crewThe landing of our flight today hit the tarmac and had to take off and circle and have a 2nd attempt....
Since this experience I've got a newfound respect for life....
(I just hope the pilot was reaching for a sandwich)
Wise up (TM)

Oh. here she is. Finished your 3 page book about yourself have we?That was not a near-death experience! That was barely an experience!
Oh. here she is. Finished your 3 page book about yourself have we?

OOPs. Anyways everyone knows it was about me,That was our secret!
Big trap(TM)OOPs. Anyways everyone knows it was about me,

OMGBig trap(TM)

Burkas on the beach was it?I went to Blackpool last year that was more like being abroad than Spain.
Spot on.Burkas on the beach was it?

Not as bad as the airline I flew with...The landing of our flight today hit the tarmac and had to take off and circle and have a 2nd attempt....
Since this experience I've got a newfound respect for life....
(I just hope the pilot was reaching for a sandwich)
Wise up (TM)

I once got moved off Blackpool beach for walking my dog - dogs are not allowed on Blackpool beach!Spot on.