Never really got strickly come dancing till I saw this

[enyam]

Then think how annoying it must be if you are a male professional and you get Anne Widdicombe then yer mate gets Alex Jones. How gutted must that make you feel.

Yeh,that Alex Jones is nothing to write home about.

 

[chapeau]

You would have been a good drinking mate in my younger days. You be happy to take the heifer leaving me a clear run on the tottie.

 

[Space cat]

Vertical expression of horizontal intent --

Nice one!

Have also wondered how hard it is not to end up s****g your partner

My thoughts exactly. More to the point, they could hardly fail to dance better if they really were lovers. For those who aren't - and I would guess that's most of them - it must be difficult, even for a professional, to put all such thoughts out of your mind and concentrate on the dance. And what about the poor amateurs. How, exactly, do you give your best performance in a dance which is, to all intents and purposes, an expression of love when you know it's all an act and you have a real lover waiting for you at home?

Yeh,that Alex Jones is nothing to write home about.

Please stop mentioning Alex Jones. Some of us are stuck at work.