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I like this place, been reading some very funny stuff. You'll be going to Ascot next :)
 
an essex girl is involed in a nasty car smash she is in her car and bleeding
when the paramedics turn up

medic :it's ok love we're here to help you now but i need to ask you a few
things

essex girl : ok

medic : whats your name

essex girl : sharron

medic : ok sharron where are you bleeding from ?

sharron : romford mate .
 
I'm not from Romford but a very exotic part of Essex which is surrounded by water........ :wink: Although I don't live there now........
 
yes I believe it is!
Not been back for many years, in North Essex now, not a white stilleto to be seen............
 
How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
True we can be.....you didn't say how many Essex girls it takes.

I changed a ceiling rose last week and then got too confident so decided to replace one in a cupboard with a batten holder....of course once I took it off realised there were more wires and didn't know where to put them, plus no lights as had broken circuit!!!!!!!!!
It's true, a little knowledge is dangerous!!
 

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