A 52yr old chap came into our local with his 23 yr old girlfriend and ordered a pint and a vodka and coke. As he sat there, everyone started shouting out "Paedo, Paedo". He soon drank up and walked out. As he was walking home , he turned to his much younger girlfriend and said "Sorry about that love,,, Not much of a way to spend our 10th anniversary of being together was it?"