Personalised registration plates

[padstar]

Correct it is on a ferrari. Haven't seen bag up for a bit but guess it's being held on retention. Used to be on a very old volvo

 

[Mottie]

I’ve seen B19 UP U on a Beemer before. Talk about a penis extension!

 

[HERTS P&D]

I did have BI6 LDV, on a high roof LDV.

Andy

 

[johnny2007]

I heard once (who knows if true) that BL planned to call a car the Macro (sounds believable, given Mini and Maxi), but in France it would have sounded an awful lot like "maquereaux". "Drive the new BL mackerel" would have been bad enough, but maquereaux is also slang for pimp.

So the rumours are true.
You are Bobby.

I always thought BL missed a trick in not making a high performance Allegro Vivace, or Allegrissimo.

But then again, given its dynamics, maybe that was a good thing.

Yes, definitely.
French speaker, musical interest...

Would the rally version have been an Allegrississimo?

Perhaps the timing was not quite right for that model.

And now you're talking to yourself!

 

[transam]

So the rumours are true.
You are Bobby.


Yes, definitely.
French speaker, musical interest...


And now you're talking to yourself!

Daz / him again in conversation with his self

fruit cake

 

[Mottie]

Didn’t someone recently get chucked off this site for having more than one identity and having a conversation with themselves? Who was that?

 

[noseall]

Didn’t someone recently get chucked off this site for having more than one identity and having a conversation with themselves? Who was that?

I frequently talk to myself when skiing. Especially once committed to a challenging black run.

 

[Mottie]

I once had an arsehole of a boss who changed the holiday procedure without discussing it with anyone. When I challenged him on it, he claimed that he discussed it with himself!

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

So the rumours are true.
You are Bobby.


Yes, definitely.
French speaker, musical interest...


And now you're talking to yourself!

Daz / him again in conversation with his self

fruit cake

Watch out Captain Nemesis, Inspector Clouseau is on to us. (with his erstwhile assistant, Cato Fong) Let's split up, you go this way, and I'll go ....erm... this way, that'll fool 'em.
We'll meet up again when one of them is ignoring one of us. Oh, he already is, allegedly. In that case, you wait here, and I'll wait .......erm...... here as well, until they go past. One of them won't see me.
Sssh, here they come.

Johnny2007: "there they are!"
transam: "I can only see Captain Nemesis."
Johnny2007: "They're both there!"
transam: "You're seeing things, there's only one there!. Oh, I see what you're getting at, there's only one of them, but you're saying that's both of them."

I might carry on with my little story. I've already thought of the title: The Blind Leading the Blind.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

I once had an arsehole of a boss who changed the holiday procedure without discussing it with anyone. When I challenged him on it, he claimed that he discussed it with himself!

Did he teach you all he knew?

 

[Captain Nemesis]

So the rumours are true.

The ones about you having a seriously impaired ability to think?

Apparently so....

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

I once had an arsehole of a boss who changed the holiday procedure without discussing it with anyone. When I challenged him on it, he claimed that he discussed it with himself!

Are you sure you weren't looking in the mirror when you challenged him?

 

[Mottie]

Are you sure you weren't looking in the mirror when you challenged him?

Funnily enough, I had my eyes closed and was thinking of you.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Funnily enough, I had my eyes closed and was thinking of you.

Thanks, I get that quite a lot.

 

[Captain Nemesis]

Funnily enough, I had my eyes closed and was thinking of you.

Was your breathing picking up in pace as well?