Personalised registration plates

[noseall]

stuff yer vorsprung Durch teknik

Safe and enough grunt to get out of trouble. I wouldn't want my family in one of your cobbled together heaps of tat thanks.

 

[transam]

Safe and enough grunt to get out of trouble. I wouldn't want my family in one of your cobbled together heaps of tat thanks.

doubt it is as safe as the transam
In a head on

but you can drive yer cobbled together pile of tat

 

[transam]

As for a builder pontificating about build quality

jeez us wept

I doubt if noseall actually knows how to lift up the bonnet

or were the engine actually is

it’s in the front noseall

not in the back

that thing that is confusing you

that’s the jack noseall u use it to change a wheel

save you calling out the AA or a tow truck

 

[Captain Nemesis]

 

[transam]

And don’t forget noseall it’s a diesel it has not got spark plugs

 

[transam]

Incidentally those things on the wheels / tyres are for pumping up the tyres with air noseall I won’t go into air pressure noseall other wise u may be further confused

best ask at the local garage they will have an explanation sheet for u may be

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

I won’t go into air pressure ... other wise u may be further confused

Oh go on, give us a laugh.

 

[noseall]

Thats American cars for you.

Correct.

 

[transam]

Mind u we have to provide basic written help sheets for some people / customers basic advice such as

it’s a gas boiler but it won’t work if there is a power cut

don’t boil a kettle under the boiler steam and electronics don’t mix

dont place a toaster under the boiler heat can damage the boiler electrics and plastic parts

error code ? Is not a boiler fault it’s no water pressure the fault would be if the boiler did not shut down

don’t leave the filling loop turned on that’s why there is water constantly running out the safety valve out let

u need to turn up the room thermostat up for heating to work

no it’s not smoke coming out the flue it’s steam no need to call the fire brigade

All the above

I am not joking either
All
The above generally causes a reaction

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Mind u we have to provide basic written help sheets for some people / customers basic advice

I bet yours are a real giggle:

its agas boyla but
it wont werk if Their is a

powa cut

dont Biol a ketta unda The boyla Steam


And elektronicks Dont mychs

 

[transam]

Mind u we have to provide basic written help sheets for some people / customers basic advice such as

it’s a gas boiler but it won’t work if there is a power cut

don’t boil a kettle under the boiler steam and electronics don’t mix

dont place a toaster under the boiler heat can damage the boiler electrics and plastic parts

error code ? Is not a boiler fault it’s no water pressure the fault would be if the boiler did not shut down

don’t leave the filling loop turned on that’s why there is water constantly running out the safety valve out let

u need to turn up the room thermostat up for heating to work

no it’s not smoke coming out the flue it’s steam no need to call the fire brigade

All the above

I am not joking either
All
The above generally causes a reaction

And as far as I know these people are not even F*****

 

[securespark]

A fella called Trevor Nation was at one time a works motorcycle racer for the JPS Norton rotary team

he had a merc and I recalled it spelt his surname

he had the number one digit or digits slanted to achieve the affect

???

NAT 10N?

It's on a Bentley.

 

[securespark]

PEN1S?

Not registered with DVLA either.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

And as far as I know these people are not even F*****

They'd have o be goggledygookish to read your instructions.

So what about this air pressure that you didn't want to go into?
Would that be because your inflated ego would burst?
Or would it blow up in your face?
Or do you need a lot of it for your dolls?
Do they go down on you?
Perhaps your uncle fritz should have used the dolls instead of the prisoners.

 

[Mottie]

My mate saw P1KEY on a Bentley on a travellers site.