Post your Christmas Cracker jokes here...........

[Gary_M]

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.

What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.

 

[mlb3c]

What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?












anything you want. he cant hear you

 

[JohnD]

I didn't see the joke in this one.

It said:


"Help, I am a prisoner in a Christmas Cracker factory."

 

[breezer]

i thought it was funny.

a bit like the one that says the same but about chinese fortune cookies