Is it *really* worth bothering about? What'll that buy you these days?
Less than 20 fags
43 text messages
14 minutes mobile to mobile with different carriers
Barely a curry in a bag for 2 from JS
11 litres of milk
Less than a gallon of petrol
Even less of a gallon of derv
Two pints down the pub
1/4 of a ticket to see
The Ladyboys of Bangkok
Time was when you could get
all of them from a fiver. And still have change for some chips....