5.30 pm its a sunday afternoon and its not even dark, and what breaks the silenence? A load of s*****g fireworks. The cats come flying in scared out of their wits. why? why at that time? why at all? Dont get me wrong i like fireworks on november the 5th, but why do we have to have them set off in this country just because the b***dy goldfish has burped? Can we not have a celebration without them? I remeber when i was young you used to look forward to buying your box of standard fireworks and letting them off on bonfire night, now there everywhere. Surely the thrill of them must go out of them when theyre so frequent.
Victor meldrew over and out!
Victor meldrew over and out!