Smart toilets

[transam]

A smart bog that can analyse your solids and fluids and tell u if u are developing a desease such as cancer or kidney issues has been created by scientists at Stanford University

The data is sent to a secure server which than alerts u

The seat has various sensors and cameras fitted

Motion sensor
Urinalysis strip
Pressure sensor

Stool camera
And one to film uranus

 

[sodthisforfun]

Surely this story is 6 days late?!

 

[Ihavenojob]

Is it like the one in the film Why Him?

 

[Brigadier]

And one to film uranus

"The Ring"?

 

[ReganAndCarter]

A smart bog that can analyse your solids and fluids

I fear one of my post vindaloo dumps could play havoc with such sensitive equipment.

 

[Doug99]

The live video feed is monitored by the local staff so can provide real time feedback on your motions.

 

[charliegolf]

The drawback is having the USB port sewn into your harris! Oo-er matron!

 

[conny]

My bog is PRIVATE! End of.

 

[motorbiking]

Nice.

Here I sit broken hearted, paid 50p to sh*t and only f̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ found out I've got cancer.

 

[crystal ball]

My bog is PRIVATE! End of.

Has anyone ever walked in on someone on the throne, done it a few times on rewires, most recent was the head of IT in a school, server cabinet was in a cupboard which was in the staff loo, whoops

 

[noseall]

Has anyone ever walked in on someone on the throne,

I have had it done to me.

We demolished all the walls in a ladies' house (confirmed spinster), bar from the bedroom walls. This included the bathroom walls. I went up there on a Saturday morning after a night on beer and takeaway. I was dying for a poo. We chatted about the job but I was keen for her to go round to her friends. She finally said she was popping out for an hour so I dropped my kegs and got down to it. The relief was instant as was the rapid and thunderous loss in weight and a tremendous outpouring of pong. Kate (the homeowner) had forgot her bag.

I don't need to tell you anymore.

 

[crystal ball]

I have had it done to me.

We demolished all the walls in a ladies' house (confirmed spinster), bar from the bedroom walls. This included the bathroom walls. I went up there on a Saturday morning after a night on beer and takeaway. I was dying for a poo. We chatted about the job but I was keen for her to go round to her friends. She finally said she was popping out for an hour so I dropped my kegs and got down to it. The relief was instant as was the rapid and thunderous loss in weight and a tremendous outpouring of pong. Kate (the homeowner) had forgot her bag.

I don't need to tell you anymore.

I had similar, went on a Guiness promotion quiz night, day after I was installing a shower lady popped back to tell me which way she wanted the curtain, same day as the Chernobyl fall out was announced mmmm

 

[noseall]

I have had it done to me.

We demolished all the walls in a ladies' house (confirmed spinster), bar from the bedroom walls. This included the bathroom walls. I went up there on a Saturday morning after a night on beer and takeaway. I was dying for a poo. We chatted about the job but I was keen for her to go round to her friends. She finally said she was popping out for an hour so I dropped my kegs and got down to it. The relief was instant as was the rapid and thunderous loss in weight and a tremendous outpouring of pong. Kate (the homeowner) had forgot her bag.

I don't need to tell you anymore.

Icidentally, this was a basic shape, gable-gable bungalow. There was the front door and me sat square in the middle of floor. I might as well have been on stage. At least I wasn't wiping my arris as she walked in.

 

[Mottie]

I used to go fishing at a lake that had a very basic long drop style toilet. It had a roof, sides and a door that actually locked. Trouble was, it had no back to it! Unnerving.

 

[lueliving]

Oh, wow that's really wondering!!