snow white and the 7 dwarfs(joke)

[gregers]

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the

lunch, she saw

that there had been a cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White

began calling out, hoping against hope that

the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can you hear me?'

There was no answer. Losing hope, Snow

White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up hope, she

heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

singing; 'Vote for GORDON BROWN, vote for GORDON BROWN

Snow White fell to her knees and exclaimed, " At least Dopey is still alive. "

 

[Johnmelad502]

 

[gday2uk]

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Dopey?
More like retarded!

 

[Homesafe]

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the

lunch, she saw

that there had been a cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White

began calling out, hoping against hope that

the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can you hear me?'

There was no answer. Losing hope, Snow

White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up hope, she

heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

singing; 'Vote for GORDON BROWN, vote for GORDON BROWN

Snow White fell to her knees and exclaimed, " At least Dopey is still alive. "

brought tears to my eyes that

 

[LastMagicBean]

brought tears to my eyes that

What the dust from the cave-in....?????????????????...

 

[LastMagicBean]

Or the fact that snow white STILL didn't want to shag you.....

 

[Homesafe]

I don't go for tarts
A single woman who lives with seven dwarfs , yeh, sure she's an angelic virgin and beautiful, You believe what you want.

 

[lifesagasman]

I don't go for tarts

i do. rhubarb.

 

[kirkgas]

snow white and the dwarfs were in the bath and they all felt happy, but he got fed up with it and got out, then they all felt grumpy but that was ok as he liked it

 

[Blasphemous]

snow white and the dwarfs were in the bath and they all felt happy, but he got fed up with it and got out, then they all felt grumpy but that was ok as he liked it

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.

Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,

"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".