Some lockdown good news...

[ellal]

Well for some of you on here anyway...

'Your best sexual partner is yourself'

 

[Mottie]

"The Terrence Higgins Trust published advice in August suggesting people ......... choose positions that aren't face-to-face during sex". No ****! Actually, probably some **** involved.

 

[crystal ball]

I remember my first sexual experience, it was scary, it was dark, I was on my own.......

 

[EFLImpudence]

 

[Mottie]

I remember my first sexual experience, it was scary, it was dark, I was on my own.......

Sounds a bit like when I gained my membership to the mile high club.

 

[crystal ball]

Sounds a bit like when I gained my membership to the mile high club.

Those hot air ballon baskets are very cramped, did the other passengers mind?

 

[mattylad]

So its either masturbation or incest... nice article.

 

[sodthisforfun]

That's a government information poster I'd like to see on the side of a bus

 

[durhamplumber]

.

 

[Mottie]

That's a government information poster I'd like to see on the side of a bus

What, "Ellal's a ******?"

 

[Ihavenojob]

Those hot air ballon baskets are very cramped, did the other passengers mind?

The people below blamed pigeons .

 

[ReganAndCarter]

So its either masturbation or incest...

Hmm. Decisions decisions.