This joke must be read with a southern accent
Late the night of his son's wedding, an Alabama man received a frantic phone call from the new groom.
"Dad, Dad what do I do - y'know about this husband-wife thing in bed"
"Oh come on son you remember when I took you out when you was a young boy and let you watch the pigs makin' bacon to show you how it worked".
"No Pa, it's not the mechanics I need help with, I just dunno what to do - Bobby Sue just told me she's a virgin"
"She's a virgin?? Goddamit son I'll tell you what you do! You walk right out of there this minute and tell her the wedding's done and you're leaving her! If she's not good enough for her family she ain't good enough for ours!"
Late the night of his son's wedding, an Alabama man received a frantic phone call from the new groom.
"Dad, Dad what do I do - y'know about this husband-wife thing in bed"
"Oh come on son you remember when I took you out when you was a young boy and let you watch the pigs makin' bacon to show you how it worked".
"No Pa, it's not the mechanics I need help with, I just dunno what to do - Bobby Sue just told me she's a virgin"
"She's a virgin?? Goddamit son I'll tell you what you do! You walk right out of there this minute and tell her the wedding's done and you're leaving her! If she's not good enough for her family she ain't good enough for ours!"
