What a twist.
You've had it thrown back at you at every turn
You proved you didn't even know which your convex mirrors were.
EVERYBODY reading this knows you embarrassed yourself over your mirrors. You can twist and squirm as much as you want. But you embarrassed yourself badly.
You tried proving you knew about the MOT and failed
You spoke to a tester apparently, which EVERYBODY knows was an outright fabrication.
If you insist on keeping embarrassing yourself, keep going. I've proven to you, I will keep going
You are at the bottom of a deep hole. Carry on if you want