Suggested titles for autobiographies

[longdogs]

I was recently looking at some current autobiographies in a book shop and thought maybe we could come up with some titles of our own?

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Other suggestions:

Tom Daley - Diver or Diva?

Dawn French - Where did I hide that last Crunchie?

 

[Ihavenojob]

Lulu is HOT

 

[Bodgeitandleggit]

Lulu is HOT

Got to agree there ... nearly 70 ... looks great

 

[Whitespirit66]

Lulu is HOT

Must be why she's got all her buttons undone.

 

[terrypin]

She certainly lights my fire.