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SYDNEY POLICEMAN
A policeman in Sydney, Australia pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.
He approached the car window and said "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".
The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.
On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".
The policeman said "Okay, then I need you to give a blood sample"
The man produced another letter.
This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".
So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".
The man produces a third letter from his pocket.
It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please don't take the **** out of him"
A policeman in Sydney, Australia pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.
He approached the car window and said "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer".
The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.
On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath".
The policeman said "Okay, then I need you to give a blood sample"
The man produced another letter.
This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way".
So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then".
The man produces a third letter from his pocket.
It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please don't take the **** out of him"
