just seen this and thought i would share it
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The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your girlfriend with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your girlfriend on the as@ and having the balls to say,
"You're next fatty."
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The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your girlfriend with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your girlfriend on the as@ and having the balls to say,
"You're next fatty."