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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor
1- These men Have
Jobs
She is intrigued,
but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor
2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor
3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,'
she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor
4- These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With
Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!'
she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor
5- These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and
Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor
6- You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE
NOTE:
To avoid gender
bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across
the street.
The
first floor
has wives that
love sex.
The
second floor
has wives that
love sex and have money and like beer.
The
third, fourth, fifth
and
sixth
floors have never
been visited ..................Â
You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor
1- These men Have
Jobs
She is intrigued,
but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor
2- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor
3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,'
she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going
She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor
4- These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With
Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!'
she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor
5- These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and
Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor
6- You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE
NOTE:
To avoid gender
bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across
the street.
The
first floor
has wives that
love sex.
The
second floor
has wives that
love sex and have money and like beer.
The
third, fourth, fifth
and
sixth
floors have never
been visited ..................Â
