The last word....

[Blasphemous]

'Mind your Language' provided me (a young man at the time), with the wonderful sight of Françoise Pascal.

 

[tim west]

Pascal, Basic, Fortran all languages from the past and present

 

[wotan]

Present is yesterdays future, and tomorrows past.

 

[nelsy]

Past replies have, in the main, been fairly entertaining.

 

[kidgreen61]

I agree, mostly entertaining and humorous.

 

[wotan]

Being humorous, is better than being a curmudgeon.

 

[kidgreen61]

My girlfriend often calls me a curmudgeon, I however, prefer 'miserable, tight-fisted old git'.

 

[tim west]

git on yer horse and ride outta town

 

[kidgreen61]

That, I am unable to do, because I am lacking a: equine transportation
and b: I live in a hamlet.

 

[tim west]

happiness is a cigar called hamlet, so they say

 

[nelsy]

Say what you will - smoking anythng is bad for the health.

 

[conny]

Health is a state of mind.

 

[tim west]

I dont care what state i'm in as long as i have a healthy mind, body and wallet

 

[conny]

Whats a wallet for?

 

[tim west]

somewhere for you to keep all those cards you cant use