The last word....

[wotan]

Being retired work is a thing of the past for me, unless I choose to do some jobs around the house.

 

[nelsy]

The house always provides a multitude of jobs, but it's nice to choose when to do them once retired from the treadmill.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

twenty minutes on the treadmill and i'm knackered

 

[wotan]

Being knackered once in a while, is probably good for you, as long as you can rest to recover.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

The older I get the longer it takes to recover, especially if i've been out on the tiles

 

[nelsy]

Tiles in bathroom - that's one job I am trying to avoid.

 

[kidgreen61]

If you avoid tiling the bathroom, you may find Mrs Nelsy avoids favours of a conjugal nature

 

[tim west]

I cant even remember what conjugal means any more

 

[kidgreen61]

Does this mean that you no longer indulge in conjugal unpleasantness any more; and if not, what do you do instead?

 

[tim west]

Paint the walls instead, or walk the dog

 

[wotan]

Walking the dog can give pleasure.

 

[conny]

BEEP!

Mr Tim did not use the word 'nature' in his reply so last valid word is still nature.

(Flippin' eck. I go missing for a few days and he is still screwing it up! )

 

[tim west]

oops

 

[nelsy]

That's human nature - mention conjugals and confusion sets in.

 

[tim west]

im in trouble with conny now