The last word....

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

I doubt, you will be able to avoid being approached for a contribution.

 

[conny]

The contribution will probably be 100 per cent!

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

If you pay in the cent, you may also be needing to pay for a trip abroad.

 

[kidgreen61]

I am hoping to go abroad in January

 

[conny]

January,
sick and tired you been hanging on me....

 

[tim west]

Love is called
me old joanna

 

[wotan]

A joanna, is what Cockney's sometimes call a (pianner) piano.

Wotan

 

[conny]

These days a piano is rarely played in pubs.

 

[wotan]

Pubs are really struggling these days unless they serve food as well.

Wotan

 

[kidgreen61]

Well formed sentences are a prerequisite to making oneself understood.

 

[wotan]

Making oneself understood is not the easiest thing to do, particularly if talking to some person in Mumbai.

Wotan

 

[tim west]

cuthbert was asked what he wanted from the shops, "Oh Mumbai us some sweets please" was the answer.

 

[oompah]

The answer should have included kids should be seen not heard.

 

[nelsy]

Not heard is definitely right, especially when you have three screaching 7-9 year olds sitting behind you on a plane with parents sitting behind - could have been 30 rows behind for their input in any form of discipline or control.

 

[wotan]

I doubt if I could have kept control in that noisy situation.

Wotan