The last word....

[Shutpa]

I am not alone said the homeless snail - Michelle is on my back!

 

[wotan]

(groan )

never look back the future is forward

 

[Susiejb]

(It was worth a smile ..... then a groan )

Why say 'put your best foot forward'.... I am confused now....which is my 'best foot'

(easy to answer if you only have one leg )

 

[Shutpa]

A foot is a bit old hat nowadays.

 

[wotan]

nowdays everything is going metric

 

[Susiejb]

Its easier to use metric.....but difficult if you are used to feet and inches.

 

[wotan]

I can visualize inches better than centimeters

 

[Shutpa]

We had centimeteres in our garden, which we used to measure our centipedes.

 

[Susiejb]

How does a centipede decide to put his 'best foot forward'

 

[Shutpa]

Forward, into the valley of death rode the six hundred.

 

[Susiejb]

I could do with winning a few hundred ..... or even a few thousand....must buy a lottery ticket

 

[wotan]

I forgot to buy my ticket on wednesday, so glad my numbers never came out, would have been distraught

 

[Susiejb]

You would be distraught if you won but lost your ticket

 

[wotan]

finding a winning ticket would be nice, but would you feel guilty

 

[Susiejb]

no I wouldn't feel guilty....ok maybe I would