The last word....

[wotan]

wood is to trees as metal is to? fences.

 

[conny]

Fences and gates are good for retaining cattle.

 

[Shutpa]

The Cattle is the sixth chapter of the Koran.

 

[wotan]

Koran, the sacred text of the prophet Mohamed, about as credible as the Bible.

 

[conny]

Never read the Koran, too many foreign words.

Damm!

The Bible now, thats good and has loads of chapters.

 

[wotan]

Hell's Angels chapters, number two hundred and thirty, in twenty five different countries.

 

[Trazor]

Don't these countries have machine guns.....

 

[Alastairreid]

enfield is a company which makes guns! no relation to Harry who just tells jokes.

 

[wotan]

Jokes can fall into many categories, some are funny, some insulting, and some in bad taste.

 

[Shutpa]

Taste is the sensation that results when taste buds in the tongue and throat convey information about the chemical composition of a soluble stimulus.

 

[conny]

A stimulus can be experienced in a number of ways.

 

[wotan]

Ways that a stimulus can be experienced and enjoyed are many and varied, one of the most common being self gratification.

 

[Shutpa]

Gratification is the positive emotional reaction of happiness in response to a fulfillment of a desire.

 

[wotan]

Quite often a desire becomes an absolute necessity, wich has to be fulfilled.

 

[kidgreen61]

Fulfilled,quenched and even satiated, was my thirst last night, in the pub on the way home, having sweated buckets in a south facing bathroom.