The last word....

[conny]

Typo

 

[nelsy]

Typo is a kind of flaw.

 

[conny]

only one flaw, my house has two!

 

[wotan]

Two rights don't make a wrong you need flooring for that one.

 

[nelsy]

One can only imagine what on earth you are talking about.

 

[wotan]

About turn, face the wall and take it like a man.

 

[conny]

A man would stand up straight, shoulders back, chest out and declare he had only one floor!

 

[wotan]

I have only one floor, living in a bungalow.

 

[tim west]

Bungalow bill

 

[wotan]

Bill bailey won't you please come home, second thoughts don't bother.

 

[conny]

Its quite a bother when the electric bill comes in!

 

[wotan]

In for a penny , in for a pound.

 

[conny]

When the bills start coming in they certainly want their pound of flesh!

 

[kidgreen61]

Flesh, this is what we need on our women, not these size zero waifs.

God knows how you start a sentence with waifs, but I'm sure I won't be disappointed

 

[oompah]

Waifs and strays are those that fagan used to pick a pocket or two.