The last word....

[kidgreen61]

I once had a dream about burying my mother-in-law under the patio

 

[wotan]

A patio can be used to cover a multitude of sins, out of sight, out of mind.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

It's mind boggling that any one would want to bury their mother In-law so close.

 

[conny]

Best advice I can give is to keep your enemies close to you, under the patio seems ideal.

 

[nelsy]

An ideal thought is to remember that an enemy of an enemy is a friend.

 

[wotan]

A friend in need, can be unmitigated nuisance.

 

[conny]

With the correct attitude a nuisance can be neutralised.

 

[wotan]

Acids can be neutralised with alkalines, forming salts.

 

[nelsy]

Too much salt is not good for blood pressure.

 

[wotan]

Atmospheric pressure is measured with either, an aneroid or mercury column barometer.

 

[conny]

I find a barometer is not as good as a fir cone.

 

[wotan]

A cone, be it a fir or pine, only gives an indication of humidity.

 

[nelsy]

Humidity in town is the one downside of a lovely summers day.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

seize the day, is something I find impossible to do when I'm feeling idle.

 

[nelsy]

It's true humidity makes you idle.