The last word....

[wotan]

memories of school puddings put, jam roly-poly at the top of the list closley followed by apple crumble

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

As I remember school apple crumble it came with rhino skinned custard

 

[Homesafe]

wotan,s choices also with custard are delicious

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Golden delicious apples, no good for crumbles.
May keep the doctor away?

 

[wotan]

away with you, delicious foods are not the thing to eat, if you are watching your weight.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Sometimes a burden is a heavy weight to carry

 

[wotan]

Carry on carrying a heavy weight and you may end up with a hernia.

 

[tim west]

I once went out with this very tall girl, I tried to kiss her but i only came up to hernia...............................sorry

 

[dextrous]

Sorry is only one letter short of being an anagram of rosary

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

The rosary beads, not for me. I prefer the old testament scriptures

 

[wotan]

The scriptures do little for me, unless it's written on stone.

 

[nelsy]

Stone is hard to carve, but could cut it with an angle grinder.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

a grinder, could be a term used for the molar

 

[wotan]

Molar mass, is a term used in chemistry.

 

[dextrous]

One if the first chemistry experiments you do in school involves creating crystals from sodium chloride solution, symbol NaCl