The last word....

[kidgreen61]

A good example of an oxymoron would be "honest politician"

 

[conny]

A politician should be a respected member of the community.

 

[RedHerring]

I think politicians quickly forget that they are elected to represent the community. As soon as they are elected they think they become the Managing Director

 

[conny]

My last managing director was a decent bloke so he would never be a politician in a month of Sundays.

 

[RedHerring]

"Sundays Sundays Here again in tidy attire". A bit of poetic licence

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

A licence to kill, now then what could I do with such a thing?

 

[RedHerring]

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"

 

[wotan]

I intend to live forever..so far so good..........

Wotan

 

[conny]

Good for who though?

 

[wotan]

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked

Wotan

 

[RedHerring]

I cracked a joke the other day but no-one laughed

 

[conny]

If you laughed instead of moaning about something the world would be a happier place.

 

[wotan]

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.

 

[conny]

Its even worse to drive on the white line when its been covered in snow!

 

[wotan]

Snow in the air, comes down gently, and it is everywhere...

Wotan