the nagging wife
- Thread starter jeffreyw
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dont think there really happy unless the winge.
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namsag
Find the occasional FFS sake woman are you going to just shut your mouth , works. IF it doesn`t then at least she has something to moan about 
Not like you to give up Joey boy, but there comes a time when it's the best option. No point being unhappy together.
Roughcaster.
Roughcaster.
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namsag
Man gets home and says to his wife
"Get me a beer before it starts"
He drinks it and then says "Quick get me another before it starts" again she gets it and he drinks it and says "another before it...
She says "Listen here you lazy fat useless lazy tw#t, you walk in, sit down and start barking orders"
He says "fek me ITS started!!"
"Get me a beer before it starts"
He drinks it and then says "Quick get me another before it starts" again she gets it and he drinks it and says "another before it...
She says "Listen here you lazy fat useless lazy tw#t, you walk in, sit down and start barking orders"
He says "fek me ITS started!!"
Give em some goooooood lovin' 
Works for a day or three. As I've mentioned before, just listen, nod your head in the right places, ask them what's REALLY the matter, then when they start to whinge about their hair or that they are too fat / breasts too small / got nothing to wear / can't get the right colour for their nails / a member of their family has upset them, switch off, glaze over...........
Works for a day or three. As I've mentioned before, just listen, nod your head in the right places, ask them what's REALLY the matter, then when they start to whinge about their hair or that they are too fat / breasts too small / got nothing to wear / can't get the right colour for their nails / a member of their family has upset them, switch off, glaze over...........
i just co ck a deaf un smile and have another beer
Give em some goooooood lovin'
Most married blokes I know can't bring themselves to do it any more.
Give em some goooooood lovin'
Most married blokes I know can't bring themselves to do it any more.
not with the wife
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Shutpa
I put up with a similar situation for months until one day I told my wife that if she didn't stop the nagging, I would leave her. She didn't and I did. In retrospect, I should have left years earlier.
