The strangest of places

[Shutpa]

I'm not 'yellow' and once potted the 'pink' on a snooker table. My mates 'felt' 'green' with envy. Thank goodness I missed the 'brown'! Her husband turned up and I turned 'white'. He half-'butted' me after which I was a little 'black' and 'blue'. I needed a long rest after that.

To my knowledge, I've left one snooker term out and it's not that I was 'framed'. Guesses please.

 

[luke_vibert_uk]

break

 

[bernardgreen]

Join the queue for the cues

Or did hubby have you on the rack

 

[Shutpa]

break

Yep. Discussion over, unless you or anyone else knows better.

 

[gcol]

Was gonna say you were all white now.

Edit: Ooops I see you already done the white.

 

[Space cat]

I've just "red" the thread fifteen times but I can't find any of them.

 

[imamartian]

Bolo, when you potted the pink, did it go in without touching the sides

Or did you rattle the jaws

 

[bernardgreen]

Bolo, when you potted the pink, did it go in without touching the sides

Or did you rattle the jaws

Chalk that one up to you

 

[Shutpa]

Bolo, when you potted the pink, did it go in without touching the sides

Or did you rattle the jaws

Bril! Now see what you can do with the cushion, the screw back and the follow - through.

 

[Shutpa]

Bolo, when you potted the pink, did it go in without touching the sides

Or did you rattle the jaws

Chalk that one up to you

And where is the obvious place to chalk it up? The 'score'-board of course. You must have been having a 'nap'.

 

[bernardgreen]

Bolo, when you potted the pink, did it go in without touching the sides

Or did you rattle the jaws

Bril! Now see what you can do with the cushion, the screw back and the follow - through.

Then have a rest before seeing if you are any good with an extension among the balls.

 

[Shutpa]

I enjoyed that. Now let me see. What other strange places come to mind?

 

[Nige F]

Park Drive ? I thought I was alone but I had a Strand with me . Then a representative of the Royal Mail asked me "Have you got a light ,Boy". I replied "Yes, I`ve a lucifer". But then I noticed his Zippo was undone .was the moment opportune , or importune

 

[Shutpa]

Park Drive ? I thought I was alone but I had a Strand with me . Then a representative of the Royal Mail asked me "Have you got a light ,Boy". I replied "Yes, I`ve a lucifer". But then I noticed his Zippo was undone .was the moment opportune , or importune

Then he rolled over and disappeared in a puff?