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[Ihavenojob]

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[Bodd]

Oh dear,, Snotty7 carp again, bogeyman right enough.

What you on about???

 

[Bodd]

I fed my daughter a bulb, thinking it were an onion..

Doctor said not to worry it would be out by spring

 

[Ihavenojob]

Not many of the jokes that were on that list were very funny, the escapologist one was the funniest I thought. Funniest joke I heard would possibly get censored on here.

 

[Bodd]

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She carrying her baby's around her neck

 

[Ihavenojob]

She carrying her baby's around her neck

No, that was a gift from Jezza, she wanted jewellery, so he gave her a pearl necklace.

 

[Notch7]

What you on about???

I think I've upset Darrington

 

[Bodd]

No, that was a gift from Jezza, she wanted jewellery, so he gave her a pearl necklace.

I thought they were frog spawn

 

[Notch7]

I was in the park today wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets......


And then it hit me

 

[sodthisforfun]

Not many of the jokes that were on that list were very funny, the escapologist one was the funniest I thought. Funniest joke I heard would possibly get censored on here.

Aww, go on, worth a try?

 

[Bodd]

I was once lost in the Amazon. I soon learned what to eat and what not to eat... Parrots cooked were lovely but always repeated on me...

 

[Ihavenojob]

Aww, go on, worth a try?

A man goes to the doctor, doc asks what's wrong. "My ar5e is so sore, I have just been raped by an elephant" he says "I find that hard to believe" says the doc"firstly, they are very placid creatures, secondly, they have very small penis's" "I know" says the man "but he fingered me first"

 

[sodthisforfun]

Most excellent!

 

[Bodd]

A man goes to the doctor, doc asks what's wrong. "My ar5e is so sore, I have just been raped by an elephant" he says "I find that hard to believe" says the doc"firstly, they are very placid creatures, secondly, they have very small penis's" "I know" says the man "but he fingered me first"

Filth

 

[bernardgreen]

My parents had the priest for lunch..

Are they religious

Yes they practise cannabalism