In the beginning the CORGI created The RGIs and The Apprentices. The Apprentices were without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the, er, well, on their faces. And the Spirit of Agile was hovering over the face of the waters. Then Agile said, “Let there be Me”; and there was Him. And Agile saw himself, that He was good; and Agile divided the registered from the numpties. Agile called Himself Knowledgeable, and the others He called The Plumbers.
So the evening and the morning were the first day. Then Agile said, “Let there be arrogance in the midst of the Knowledge, and let it divide the men from the boys.” Thus Agile made the arrogance, and divided the Plumbers who were under the Knowledge from the RGIs who were above the Knowledge; and it was so. And Agile called the Knowledge ACS.
So the evening and the morning were the second day. Then Agile said, “Let the waters under the RGIs be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear”; and it was so. And Agile called the dry land London, and the gathering together of the waters He called Curry. And Agile saw that it was good. Then Agile said, “Let the Apprentices bring forth grape, the herb that yields wine, and the fruit tree that yields mango chutney, according to its kind, whose seed is in itself”; and it was so.
And the Apprentices brought forth grape, the herb that yields seed according to its kind, and the tree that yields chutney, whose seed is in itself according to its kind. And Agile saw that it was good.
So the evening and the morning were the third day. Then Agile said, “Let there be lights in the arrogance of the RGIs to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs and seasons, and for days and years; and let them be for lights in the arrogance of the RGIs to give light on the Plumbers”; and it was so. Then Agile made two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night. And the greater light did out of his ar*e shine.
