Truth Time.

[Johnmelad502]

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• Shytalkz
• 7 Aug 2008
• 2

Nope, can't get Gannett Gull from Shytalkz

 

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• peteftw
• 24 Apr 2009
• 1

not a fan?

looks like ... Answer in the plural - and they bounce...

 

[tim west]

Bowlocks??

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

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3 Kids

Wear an apron for hoovering.

Matt Lucas with hair and a few tatoos, a new nipple piercing, tounge and prince albert, and usually a black eye when the chavs (or their mad missus) clock me before I knock them into next week.

David

 

[conny]

i initially thought you were a woman conny, because of your girly name.

Thats the missus, spelt as follows; Connie, (remember Connie Francis)?

 

[Alastairreid]

connie francis View media item 10905 in days gone by

 

[Blasphemous]

Blas, I see you as a big fella with a mass of red hair, steam coming out your ears and obscenities coming out your mouth.

Shytalkz,
I see you as a shifty type of London spiv from the 1950's.

Tim, I see you as a young character from something like The Famous Five. by Enid Blyton

Probably way off the mark on ALL counts but it keeps me amused!

Right then let's have a looksee,

Big Fella? Yeah ok not a bad guess but I suppose there's a few big'uns about but not bad.
Mass of Red Hair? Hmmmm, fail on that one I'm afraid! It 'was' dark brown at one time but it's pretty grey now. But I have got 'Celt Roots' (not a hairdressing term!).
Steam out of Ears? You been talking to the wife?
Obscenities coming out of my mouth? Well..... Errrrrm, I suppost 'at times', well, when people annoy me, I suppose, Oh *******s! All right, I can be a little bit vocal but I am trying to calm down honest!

Actually, 43 (last month), going on 23! Grey Hair or as I like to say, Grey Tips! Married. One child who is at Junior School. Wish I'd started having children 20 years ago (might have had more), but wife is happy we have a young child in our lives now. Not working at the minute. Long story and some of the lads know the story but I don't want to bore you all with it right now. I'll just say I'm hoping my Consultant will give me some good new next time I see him and I can start doing SOMETHING! But will have to wait and see (nothing too serious by the way lads, I know how you will worry about me ). Errrm, background, Mechanical Fitter, Construction, HR, Training. Jack of all trades master of ****e! What else? Errrm, I'm a Geordie. 'The Toon' (Newcastle United), WILL be relegated I reckon. Deservedly so though. Cannot think of anything else to tell you! How sad is that?

Anyway, there ya go, me in a Nut House... I mean Nut Shell!

 

[Zampa]

Ok..

Im 5'11

Salt and pepper receeding curly hair

Blue eyes

Just trimmed down to 14.5 stone from 15.5 stone

Have been likended looks wise to someone resembling...David Gower, Art Garfunkel, Keith Harris, Steve Davies, David Essex and Ben Dover..the porn film king (apparently)

I enjoy Photography, photohop, and hobbies and Supporting Millwall as a fetish.

Hate...drugs, politics and religion...oh and offal

Luuuuuuuurve good humour, and genuinely good natured people who have the ability to make me laugh.

Married two grown up daughters and one grand daughter...

Thats all your getting!

 

[LastMagicBean]

Have been likended looks wise to someone resembling...David Gower, Art Garfunkel, Keith Harris, Steve Davies, David Essex and Ben Dover..the porn film king

Zampa.....no offence intended....but How the F*** can you look like Steve Davis AND Keith Harris.???????????

BUT....if this is the case.................

You could have just said, you look like a PAIR OF T*TS !...
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[tim west]

He meant Orville

 

[Blasphemous]

I don't see any description from you here Mr West?

I'll have a go...

About 38. 5'10''. 12.5 stone. Married. 2 kids. Spark (we all knew that one though). Brown Hair not grey... YET!

Any of it close? (Apart from Spark).

 

[tim west]

well....i'm shy

oh ok then

67 year old chinese grandmother of 8, 4'1", mauve hair, hobbies knitting and crochet, cooking especially number 19,32 and 118, tree felling.

drink between 9 and 14 (if on a promise)pints a night.

Slim 5st, very good looking.

 

[Blasphemous]

well....i'm shy

oh ok then

67 year old chinese grandmother of 8, 4'1", mauve hair, hobbies knitting and crochet, cooking especially number 19,32 and 118, tree felling.

drink between 9 and 14 (if on a promise)pints a night.

Slim 5st, very good looking.

Phwoooarrr!

 

[tim west]

Remember this is the Internet

 

[Blasphemous]

Remember, this is my imagination