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Thanks dave - think you've touched all bases there 
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The vet who looked after our cat in the 1960's was the first person who mentioned it. But a recognised source would be better.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...rs-are-secret-to-cats-nine-lives.html[/QUOTE]
You're quoting the Telegraph as a recognised source of cat purring
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swidders, a quick question and answer session for ya:Thanks. I'm 3 years older than you and don't fancy joining a gym (been there, seen it, done it), and would welcome any method which will firm up the cellulite
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION:
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruit and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No!
Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness! Beer is also made out of grain . Cheers! Q: How can I calculate my body/ fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.. If you have two bodies , your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme?
A: Can't think of a single one sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain......Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried in vegetable oil these days. How can getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: HELLO!!! Are you crazy? Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOW what a ride!'
To be serious, Live it to the full swidders mate. Now, I think I'll top up my claret... I mean Grape Intake!
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swidders
Well, Blasphemous my ol' china, top tips for a long and healthy life indeed
Reminiscent of Alan Carr and his easy way to lose weight (he noticed one day that you never see a fat squirrel, and wondered why).
So, to summarise. eat vegetables only, drink moderately and sleep-a-plentiful.
You are however missing just one tiny little detail -
I WANT A VIBRATING PLATE and I want one NOW
Reminiscent of Alan Carr and his easy way to lose weight (he noticed one day that you never see a fat squirrel, and wondered why).
So, to summarise. eat vegetables only, drink moderately and sleep-a-plentiful.
You are however missing just one tiny little detail -
I WANT A VIBRATING PLATE and I want one NOW
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Got an old wacker down my mates lock-up, is that any use to you, going free to a good home.
Just needs a new plate, handle, starter and engine, oh and an oscilating drive shaft then its like new
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swidders
Got an old wacker down my mates lock-up, is that any use to you, going free to a good home.
Just needs a new plate, handle, starter and engine, oh and an oscilating drive shaft then its like new
how much does he want for it?
out 25 yrs ago .
I've got Bulemia.............. just not been sick yet
Never used one but I think they were invented when somebody realised that skiing or cycling over a bumpy surface makes your legs ache like hell as the muscles brace themselves against the repeated shocks. If it hurts it must be doing us good, right?
Watch out for a load of knackered knee joints in a few years.....
Watch out for a load of knackered knee joints in a few years.....
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