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[Soggy_weetabix]

Can you devise me a spreadsheet of the winning lottery numbers, both lotto and euromillions for the period 22/4/09 - 31/12/09 pls. Ta, much appreciated.

Ill do it for you! It will give you every answer. Give me a couple of hours and Ill post it here for jonmelad502.

Ill do it in Macros so he may understand how they work.

I think you may know the answers but Ill do it anyway.

Dave

 

[Blasphemous]

How did you manage to get a further 156 posts by adding '502' to your user name?

He didn't bolo. He's one of those schizophrenic members with multiple pseudonyms. How very intelligent.

 

[Johnmelad502]

How did you manage to get a further 156 posts by adding '502' to your user name?

He didn't bolo. He's one of those schizophrenic members with multiple pseudonyms. How very intelligent.

You are nearly right, I have two user names (by accident) johnmelad and johnmelad502 no one would of course ever guess that we were one and the same person would they? How very intelligent of you to work it out. Not

 

[Blasphemous]

I have two user names (by accident)

BY ACCIDENT? What kind of 'accident' would cause you to have two user names?

 

[conny]

He's a conjoined twit, I mean TWIN!!!

 

[Shutpa]

How did you manage to get a further 156 posts by adding '502' to your user name?

The devil made me do it...

Then you didn't make a very good job of it - you got the numbers wrong. However, it's all sorted now but if you get any more problems, just turn the numbers upside down, dial them on your phone and ask the operator to send the nearest loony-bin ambulance.

 

[Johnmelad502]

Then you didn't make a very good job of it - you got the numbers wrong. However, it's all sorted now but if you get any more problems, just turn the numbers upside down, dial them on your phone and ask the operator to send the nearest loony-bin ambulance.

Grow up stupid........................................... Oh! You did

 

[Johnmelad502]

In another forum, I asked the same question and guess what? The adults helped me. I was asked to do a number of tasks one of which was a flexi sheet.

The poster wanted a spreadsheet that added up her actual hours worked to the nearest minute, deducting lunch breaks. She wanted to be able to input her contracted hours and have a total hours worked box and one that showed excess hours/minutes worked or deficit.

Took me a couple of hours (yes I know you could have done it in a couple of minutes )

Nothing like a real problem to work on to help get to grips with formula's.

Now have to start working on the next helpful task.

 

[Trazor]

The adults helped me. .

Hmmmm...

 

[Blasphemous]

The adults helped me. .

Hmmmm...

Yeah I thought the same trazor. I think he's a kid. Perhaps I/we shouldn't have been so tough on him?

 

[Johnmelad502]

I think he's a kid. Perhaps I/we shouldn't have been so tough on him?

Perhaps you should act your age rather than your shoe size Blas

Guessing here, but I reckon you are a size 9

 

[Blasphemous]

What's you're effing problem? From your statement 'The 'adults' helped me' I think it's a fair assumption to make that you are not an adult yourself.

With that assumption in mind, I made my statement to trazor, 'I think he's a kid. Perhaps I/we shouldn't have been so tough on him?'.

Why would you take offence to someone questioning whether they should have been so tough on you?

 

[JohnD]

I think he called me a troll

 

[tim west]

could be worse, he might have called you a taxi

 

[Shutpa]

Grow up stupid........................................... Oh! You did

I mean it mate! You might think that you are being clever, but to be honest, you are coming over as a complete pratt. Having said that, pratts can be very amusing, so keep up the good work.