What are you watching on TV right now?

[Highway Man]

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that has cheered me up, so much more funny than Pete01

 

[pete01]

Exactly [TM]

Wise up(TM)

 

[pete01]

that has cheered me up, so much more funny than Pete01

Err I was voted number one poster for comedy and factual information...

Wise up(TM)

 

[Highway Man]

Wise up(TM)

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WRONG [TM]

 

[pete01]

WRONG [TM]

(Notch7)

 

[Highway Man]

Err I was voted number one poster for comedy and factual information...

Wise up(TM)

You have misunderstood, you was voted No1 clown.
Think on !!!! [TM]

 

[pete01]

You have misunderstood, you was voted No1 clown.
Think on !!!! [TM]

Oh(TM)

 

[Highway Man]

Oh(TM)

Exactly [TM]

 

[blup]

Repeats of the Two Ronnies on one of the free to air channels that are always changing their name. The quality and cleverness of the writing, and delivery of the lines are just brilliant

 

[pete01]

Emmerdale

 

[Highway Man]

Emmerdale

Any animals on?

 

[pete01]

Any animals on?

Its not Emmerdale farm

Wise up(TM)

 

[Highway Man]

Its not Emmerdale farm

Wise up(TM)

Oh

 

[diy_fun_uk]

This sums up soaps.

I have something really confidential to tell you. NO ONE can know about this.
Oh right.
Yeah, so I'm thinking let's meet in the busy pub to discuss the really confidential thing.
Emm, okaaaay. What's it about?
Joe Bloggs, I think he murdered Mary Smith.
But ... doesn't he regularly drink in there?
Yeah, and we might end up needing to sit in the booth directly beside his usual booth, depends how busy it is.
But ... might he not hear us discussing him?
Possibly, however I still think it's thee best place to discuss this highly confidential thing.

Or the folk who are skint but pop into the pub for a drink, take a teeny weeny sip then leave, leaving 98% of their expensive drink not drank

 

[pete01]

This sums up soaps.

I have something really confidential to tell you. NO ONE can know about this.
Oh right.
Yeah, so I'm thinking let's meet in the busy pub to discuss the really confidential thing.
Emm, okaaaay. What's it about?
Joe Bloggs, I think he murdered Mary Smith.
But ... doesn't he regularly drink in there?
Yeah, and we might end up needing to sit in the booth directly beside his usual booth, depends how busy it is.
But ... might he not hear us discussing him?
Possibly, however I still think it's thee best place to discuss this highly confidential thing.

Or the folk who are skint but pop into the pub for a drink, take a teeny weeny sip then leave, leaving 98% of their expensive drink not drank

What soap is that? It sounds great....