WHAT should it cost

[Doggit]

Ians closer, and cheaper as well.

 

[Ian H]

I won't swallow it though!!!!

 

[Doggit]

I'm sitting here laughing, and have no idea how to reply. Hadn't even got that far. I've had those who swallow, and those who spit, and I can't say either have spoiled the fun I've had - never had anyone to do the porn start film style though.

 

[Ian H]

never had anyone to do the porn start film style though.

That's up to you, you just need to take a step back. It's hard to do in the heat of the moment, I suppose a porn star is a pro so it trained to do it

 

[pilsbury]

So all this gob job talk has spawned from pricing up a laminate floor?

My young lonely female neighbour has lost her rear door key. How much should I charge to kick her back doors in?

 

[HERTS P&D]

Porn stars don't swallow, they have all over their face. (So I'm told.)



Andy

 

[Ian H]

So all this gob job talk has spawned from pricing up a laminate floor?

My young lonely female neighbour has lost her rear door key. How much should I charge to kick her back doors in?

She should charge you for that!!

 

[Doggit]

My young lonely female neighbour has lost her rear door key. How much should I charge to kick her back doors in

Well if you're offering to kick her back door in, then she's obviously going to stay being a lonely young neighbour for a bit longer. You need to offer to drill and screw it instead - the lock that is.

Oh, and it's ian that drags these threads down; we just have fun going along with him.