When caught....

[WoodYouLike]

TEN best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the training course you sent me on."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex. You probably got here just in time"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big internet problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

 

[Brightness]

LMAO Wood... Especially 1 & 10 - maybe it's just my warped sense of humour....

 

[Gary_M]

 

[notb665]

I shared a room with a bloke for my first term at university, and came in once to find him with his head in his hands sat at his desk.

I asked him if he was OK. I got no answer. I asked again. No answer. I went over to him and touched him on his shoulder and said "Are you OK? What's the matter?". No answer still. This time I shook him gently and again asked him if anything was the matter, for I was genuinely concerned. It was then he shouted with a nasty, venomous look on his face and tone to his voice ,

















"I'm praying ".

Due to that and a few other things, I moved out a few weeks later.