Which Type Of Drinker Are You?
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What a load of carp, just to get some free publicity for Walkabout bars.
Anyway, the different categories of drinkers aren't representative of bars in the UK. Two more categories should show;
1) How a glass should be held just before it is smashed in somene else's face
2) How a glass should be held whilst lying down, covered in vomit, and trying to hold onto the floor with the other hand
Anyway, the different categories of drinkers aren't representative of bars in the UK. Two more categories should show;
1) How a glass should be held just before it is smashed in somene else's face
2) How a glass should be held whilst lying down, covered in vomit, and trying to hold onto the floor with the other hand
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Jeepers fella, I'm originally from Essex and you have proved all the bad publicity that comes with the territory
I think that Charlichaplinspants and Gasman28 need to read my post again s-l-o-w-l-y.
Nowhere in my post did I advocate the behaviour that I mentioned. I was pointing out, sadly, that if we are examining ways of holding a glass, then we need to look at typical behaviour that occurs throughout the UK on a Friday night. Am I wrong?
Nowhere did I indicate that this was behaviour that was typical of, or exclusive to Essex - nowhere!
Can you both engage your brains before posting!
Nowhere in my post did I advocate the behaviour that I mentioned. I was pointing out, sadly, that if we are examining ways of holding a glass, then we need to look at typical behaviour that occurs throughout the UK on a Friday night. Am I wrong?
Nowhere did I indicate that this was behaviour that was typical of, or exclusive to Essex - nowhere!
Can you both engage your brains before posting!
fekarrs said:
Who needs a glass?
Way, way back in 1971, my first ever bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale was drunk straight from the bottle. 
That was the best way to do it and I continued to do this throughout my wild(ish) student days. Sadly, as the years have gone by the price of 'Broon' has gone up and the quality has gone down to the point where I no longer drink it. It's Carlsberg Special now - drunk straight from the can of course!
The only thing I drink straight from the bottle these days is medicinal mouthwash, aka vodka! Useful tip: If you can't get your kids to brush their teeth regularly, bribe them with a swig of medicinal mouthwash. As an added benefit, they'll go straight off to sleep too.
It's all carp. Everyone knows real men drink with their little finger extended away from the glass.
Couldn't agree more - for one thing i don't think i fit into any one of those descriptions. These type of things - trying to categorise us all are usually a load of bull and a complete waste of time.
