Who Really Loves You?

[Johnmelad502]

This really works...! If you don't believe me, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

 

[Blasphemous]

I'm gonna try that and when the police come round in a few weeks time asking questions about where my wife is I'm gonna be standing there saying 'Now where did I see her last?' Then I'm gonna quote this thread and quietly point them toward... http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=180510

 

[Johnmelad502]

I'm gonna try that and when the police come round in a few weeks time asking questions about where my wife is I'm gonna be standing there saying 'Now where did I see her last?' Then I'm gonna quote this thread and quietly point them toward... http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=180510

Are you seriously saying that you would leave your dog in the boot of your car for weeks?

Shame on you.

 

[Blasphemous]

I haven't got a dog.... I left it on the bus!

Ohhh Ohhhh! Sorry gotta go... forgot to put me 'Special Pants' on earlier!
http://www.redcross.org.uk/shop/subsection.asp?id=93317

 

[yme]

Reminds me of a joke,
Old lady phoning Marks and Sparks.

"Do you sell incontinence pants?"


Assistant,
"Yes madam in all sizes"


"And do you do home deliveries?"


"Yes Madam. Where are you ringing from?"


"The waist down"

 

[Blasphemous]