Who's going to win 'I'm a celebrity'?

I'm going to be a winner because I absolutely refuse to watch this crap, especially as it's presented by those two idiots.
 
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Cannot see that DJ who was puking up in the first five minutes winning it..The snake pit would be more interesting with a 20foot anaconda!!
 
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I'm going to be a winner because I absolutely refuse to watch this crap, especially as it's presented by those two idiots.
Yep same couldn't watch this sh't evah.
 
"I sat next to a bloke on a bus who knew someone who delivered a paper to someone who was an extra in Albion market, get me out of here!"

While working with a bunch from Blackpool in Ilford I was telling them that all Eastenders claim to have known the Kray Brothers.
One on the Northerners then claimed to know Keith Harris....


Name dropper.
 
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I heard Mel Smith fart when he was having a **** in the urinal next to me in the Queens theatre, Hornchurch, when a comedy play he had written was being shown. (It was embarrassingly crap - he was literally and I do mean literally, the only one in the audience laughing).
 
(It was embarrassingly crap - h
I once saw Cannon and Ball at Newcastle City Hall.Word for word same as the video of them i had just watched....Still better than Sheena Easton...She Wassss bad.Joan Armatrading..Great singer..seemed bit shy..Van Morrison..Personality vacuum..
Scissor sisters ..Bloody fantastic night..Big Country...Fabulous..RIP Stuart Adamson.Lindisfarne...City Hall..every Christmas.Great sing a long
 
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