Winter flu bug!

Turns out it ain't the flu. It's the winter vomit bug! It's evil! I am ****ting watery sand with it. Evil, evil, evil.
I wouldnt wish this on any body.....maybe Joe and freddymercs. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I wish I had the flu.....
 
So now you're poorly its the Winter vomit bug? Of course it is and so ill you can still muster the energy to post your drivel on here. Jesus Christ! Man the **** up and grow some!
 
That's true dedication that is. As ill as that but manages to post. What a trooper. :P
 
Oh no, I'm so ill it really really hurts can't even get out of bed except to sit on the bog its so painful I think I can just about muster the energy to do a bit on DIYnot though. A proper little soldier! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Flu puts you in bed without the energy to posts a load of crap on a Forum.
Too right!

I have had flu twice in my life. The second time was last winter and the effects were not as severe as the first. I really thought i was gonna die the first time. :roll:

However, i was bed ridden for a couple of days, shivering, convulsing, sweating, delirious, nauseous.

Some people have never had it. Others have never had it but claim to have had it every time their nose is blocked. :roll:

Been there, done that, i lost 36hrs, my partner said i was delerious.
 
Oh no, I'm so ill it really really hurts can't even get out of bed except to sit on the bog its so painful I think I can just about muster the energy to do a bit on DIYnot though. A proper little soldier! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Remember that's how the real Freddie mercury started off, just felt a bit ropey......hope you use condoms....
 
Imagine what it would be like if we or should i say when we get another pandemic, i believe its called.
The last one was 1918, the poor sods made it through the 1st war then died in the millions from the flu, as quoted, those that have been ko'd by the flu in the past know what its like.
By all accounts those in the know reckon we are due another outbreak. :(
 
Imagine what it would be like if we or should i say when we get another pandemic, i believe its called.
The last one was 1918, the poor s***s made it through the 1st war then died in the millions from the flu, as quoted, those that have been ko'd by the flu in the past know what its like.
By all accounts those in the know reckon we are due another outbreak. :(
Bit of luck freddies twin will get it first and offer himself up for testing this incurable strain. For the good of man kind. :twisted:
 
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