Worst Song Ever

[notb665]

I am nominating Michael Bolton's "Can I touch you there?" [no you can't you dirty git, now go away you are really really scaring me] as the worst song ever.

What do you nominate and why?

 

[scatmanjohn]

owt by Dizzy Rascal...What the hell is that all about?

 

[gcol]

I don't know if this qualifies, but the Eastenders theme is about the most annoying thing I've heard. Either that or any song by "M People."

 

[FredFlintstone]

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!

Mr Blobby.

Bob the builder.

Having said that, bring 'em all back for Christmas No. 1 contenders - anything to beat those b100dy X Factor songs getting Christmas No. 1!

 

[esra_ptrap]

Surely, it HAS to be ... The BIRDIE SONG

 

[tim west]

Anything by U2

 

[notb665]

Anything by U2

I'd agree with that.

 

[securespark]

It's orrible being in love when you're 8 1/2.

There's no-one quite like Grandma.

 

[Nige F]

"Grandad" by Clive Dung.......he wouldn`t like it up him

 

[esra_ptrap]

It's orrible being in love when you're 8 1/2

I thought it was "It's orrible being in love when you're an inch and half"

 

[JohnD]

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! ....

I quite like that one.

What about "I want my baby back?"

 

[Softus]

What about "I want my baby back?"

As featured on 'Scrubs'?

 

[gcol]

Anything by U2

I'd agree with that.

Hear hear.

 

[Bahco]

Anything by U2

I'd agree with that.

And me

 

[ricicle]

I quite like U2