I've passenger sussed air travel.

[noseall]

Following on from recent chatter about air travel and terrorists, i've come up with my own hair brained...er sorry...brilliant scheme.

Either we all travel naked or we change into airport issue boiler suits at the airport doors and travel on 'people only' flights.

All our luggage is taken on another 'freight only' flight.

Its so simple i could be a millionaire by the end of the year. Anybody else like to give me some pointers?

 

[RedHerring]

Wot, like, the doors that way

 

[noseall]

Wot, like, the doors that way

Brilliant, exit signs, i like it!

Keep 'em coming.

 

[tim west]

better still flights only carry luggage not passengers

 

[noseall]

better still flights only carry luggage not passengers

I can see pifalls Tim...

Jury's out on this one.

 

[RedHerring]

Wot, like, the doors that way

Brilliant, exit signs, i like it!

Keep 'em coming.

Well the exit signs don't need to be that brilliant, in fact if they're too brilliant when the lights go out, they'll dazzle.

 

[homes]

Or we could send the foreigner's on the same flights, so if they wanted to could blow each other up .

 

[noseall]

Or we could send the foreigner's on the same flights, so if they wanted to could blow each other up .

Debris falling from the sky would be indiscriminate, no?

 

[RedHerring]

Or we could send the foreigner's on the same flights, so if they wanted to could blow each other up .

Hmmm, how many pilots can we spare

 

[Deluks]

Timeshare luggage! When you arrive at destination airport you get given luggage from someone of similar size and build.

When you leave to go home you pass it on etc etc

 

[tim west]

does that mean you could end up with cheryl coles undies

 

[conny]

does that mean you could end up with cheryl coles undies

You just had to didn't you?

 

[Deluks]

does that mean you could end up with cheryl coles undies

Only if you are of similar build??? Have you had any 'augmentation' Mr West? or should I say, Mr Breast???

 

[tim west]

didnt think of that wonder if she's had augmentation in the nether regions?

 

[Trazor]

didnt think of that wonder if she's had augmentation in the nether regions?

She could do with a layer of meat all over, should have been in the group Boney M