Never Ending Story

[oompah]

Anne Summers to .....

 

[Karinska]

see if I can win the prize for drawing the best private part on a piece of paper on top of my head

 

[conny]

whilst blindfolded with a womans...

 

[lifesagasman]

innermost secrets

 

[Karinska]

damn and blast it, she thought, didn't even win so much as a Crackerjack pencil. So I might as well go on the computer and ....

 

[conny]

bore the crap out of some blokes playing word games and thinking....

 

[Karinska]

Oh my god, they all hate me - they think I'm boring

 

[lifesagasman]

even though i'm ironing

 

[conny]

Oh my god, they all hate me - they think I'm boring

We could never think that about you dear.

even though i'm ironing

sharp creases in my Y-Fronts for .....

 

[lifesagasman]

maximum penetration

 

[conny]

when I....

 

[lifesagasman]

bend

 

[conny]

over to look at....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

someone hand gliding from a glazier, while drinking a pint of....

 

[wotan]

Smirnoff ice......through a coiled straw...or could that glazier, actually be a glacier