bit like politicians then.
Athiests can't go to heaven after all
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bit like politicians then.
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Where did you get those specs, Conny? Tinted lenses are so 1980s.
Joe 90 probably qualifies
Despite the pope saying that we could, the church has put the kybosh on us getting in.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...suggests-they-might-go-to-heaven-8634479.html
Oh well
Well that's just done it. I'm really worried now.
I'm going to become a Catholic...
... or maybe a muslim?
I wonder which heaven would be best.
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Despite the pope saying that we could, the church has put the kybosh on us getting in.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...suggests-they-might-go-to-heaven-8634479.html
Oh well
Well that's just done it. I'm really worried now.
I'm going to become a Catholic...
... or maybe a muslim?
I wonder which heaven would be best.
Efin Ell or vank in paradise?? decisions decisions..
Despite the pope saying that we could, the church has put the kybosh on us getting in.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...suggests-they-might-go-to-heaven-8634479.html
Oh well
Well that's just done it. I'm really worried now.
I'm going to become a Catholic...
... or maybe a muslim?
I wonder which heaven would be best.
Efin Ell or vank in paradise?? decisions decisions..
I think it might have to be muslim. It's the 70(?) virgins that did it.
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
.Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
I am not fat,quite slim actually
I never go through the back door
I don't spend my money to waste it using internet dating sites...I leave that to the perverts...sound familiar
Now go and make another walter mitty story up...nugget. or tell some lies!!!!!!!!!!!
As thin lizzy sang " don't believe a word"
You are the forum fool are you not
Pity there isn't a icon for a village idiot you can have it to yourself on a permanent basis seeing as you have the monopoly on it
Now pred would I do a thing like that
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
I am not fat,quite slim actually
I never go through the back door
I don't spend my money to waste it using internet dating sites...I leave that to the perverts...sound familiar
Now go and make another walter mitty story up...nugget. or tell some lies!!!!!!!!!!!
As thin lizzy sang " don't believe a word"
You are the forum fool are you not
Pity there isn't a icon for a village idiot you can have it to yourself on a permanent basis seeing as you have the monopoly on it
Slim ? oops - I may be getting you mixed up with another one of sooeys internet male dating pals .
Who is the fat one with the beard - standing by his (firms ) van ?.
Maybe it's his pic I'm thinking of --seeing as you never have a pic posted up .?.
If so- I apologise- you skinny runt of the litter.
Anyway- before you knock it- have you actually seen the statistics about dating nowdays ? Take a look-it may surprise you .
Loads of Yorkie women on line looking for a date . 2 a penny birds. Some real lookers though .
They dont seem attracted to the yorkie guys who frequent the pubs and think the BAR is electrified !!
Dont knock the internet dating until you try it. Who knows- one day you may need it- . It's either that or go get a date from a resident at the deaf, dumb and blind home --.
Wake up and get with the times . Women like to see before they buy .
Prehistoric Donkey.
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
I am not fat,quite slim actually
I never go through the back door
I don't spend my money to waste it using internet dating sites...I leave that to the perverts...sound familiar
Now go and make another walter mitty story up...nugget. or tell some lies!!!!!!!!!!!
As thin lizzy sang " don't believe a word"
You are the forum fool are you not
Pity there isn't a icon for a village idiot you can have it to yourself on a permanent basis seeing as you have the monopoly on it
Slim ? oops - I may be getting you mixed up with another one of sooeys internet male dating pals .
Who is the fat one with the beard - standing by his (firms ) van ?.
Maybe it's his pic I'm thinking of --seeing as you never have a pic posted up .?.
If so- I apologise- you skinny runt of the litter.
Anyway- before you knock it- have you actually seen the statistics about dating nowdays ? Take a look-it may surprise you .
Loads of Yorkie women on line looking for a date . 2 a penny birds. Some real lookers though .
They dont seem attracted to the yorkie guys who frequent the pubs and think the BAR is electrified !!
Dont knock the internet dating until you try it. Who knows- one day you may need it- . It's either that or go get a date from a resident at the deaf, dumb and blind home --.
Wake up and get with the times . Women like to see before they buy .
Prehistoric Donkey.
I am happily married and content and have no wish to look or take part with that sort od seedy world, I will leave that to the pervs... and believe me the yorkie women are better looking than the Lancashire ones ,especially the chorley chavettes who have faces like they are chewing a wasp....look around you own back yard and my god the women with faces like that must be desperate so they are the ones who will use you seedy sites..
"wake up and get with the times"!!!!!!!!!!! I am.......its just I am not in the seedy times
quote="Bodgeitandleggit";p="2784302"]
I am happily married and content and have no wish to look or take part with that sort od seedy world, I will leave that to the pervs... and believe me the yorkie women are better looking than the Lancashire ones ,especially the chorley chavettes who have faces like they are chewing a wasp....look around you own back yard and my god the women with faces like that must be desperate so they are the ones who will use you seedy sites..
"wake up and get with the times"!!!!!!!!!!! I am.......its just I am not in the seedy times[/quote]
I thought you all said I live in Burnley ?.
Anyway- come sunday- I be living in Mexico for a few weeks --so will give you all time to get your muck together and lamblast me on my return.
Yeh- I have been to chorley too- I agree about the women there --not a pretty sight .
Some scouse women look ok though- that is until they open their big loud gobs .
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
I am not fat,quite slim actually
I never go through the back door
I don't spend my money to waste it using internet dating sites...I leave that to the perverts...sound familiar
Now go and make another walter mitty story up...nugget. or tell some lies!!!!!!!!!!!
As thin lizzy sang " don't believe a word"
You are the forum fool are you not
Pity there isn't a icon for a village idiot you can have it to yourself on a permanent basis seeing as you have the monopoly on it
Slim ? oops - I may be getting you mixed up with another one of sooeys internet male dating pals .
Who is the fat one with the beard - standing by his (firms ) van ?.
Maybe it's his pic I'm thinking of --seeing as you never have a pic posted up .?.
If so- I apologise- you skinny runt of the litter.
Anyway- before you knock it- have you actually seen the statistics about dating nowdays ? Take a look-it may surprise you .
Loads of Yorkie women on line looking for a date . 2 a penny birds. Some real lookers though .
They dont seem attracted to the yorkie guys who frequent the pubs and think the BAR is electrified !!
Dont knock the internet dating until you try it. Who knows- one day you may need it- . It's either that or go get a date from a resident at the deaf, dumb and blind home --.
Wake up and get with the times . Women like to see before they buy .
Prehistoric Donkey.
I am happily married and content and have no wish to look or take part with that sort od seedy world, I will leave that to the pervs... and believe me the yorkie women are better looking than the Lancashire ones ,especially the chorley chavettes who have faces like they are chewing a wasp....look around you own back yard and my god the women with faces like that must be desperate so they are the ones who will use you seedy sites..
"wake up and get with the times"!!!!!!!!!!! I am.......its just I am not in the seedy times[/quote]
I thought you all said I live in Burnley ?.
Anyway- come sunday- I be living in Mexico for a few weeks --so will give you all time to get your muck together and lamblast me on my return.
Yeh- I have been to chorley too- I agree about the women there --not a pretty sight .
Some scouse women look ok though- that is until they open their big loud gobs .
quote="Bodgeitandleggit";p="2784302"]
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
I am not fat,quite slim actually
I never go through the back door
I don't spend my money to waste it using internet dating sites...I leave that to the perverts...sound familiar
Now go and make another walter mitty story up...nugget. or tell some lies!!!!!!!!!!!
As thin lizzy sang " don't believe a word"
You are the forum fool are you not
Pity there isn't a icon for a village idiot you can have it to yourself on a permanent basis seeing as you have the monopoly on it
Slim ? oops - I may be getting you mixed up with another one of sooeys internet male dating pals .
Who is the fat one with the beard - standing by his (firms ) van ?.
Maybe it's his pic I'm thinking of --seeing as you never have a pic posted up .?.
If so- I apologise- you skinny runt of the litter.
Anyway- before you knock it- have you actually seen the statistics about dating nowdays ? Take a look-it may surprise you .
Loads of Yorkie women on line looking for a date . 2 a penny birds. Some real lookers though .
They dont seem attracted to the yorkie guys who frequent the pubs and think the BAR is electrified !!
Dont knock the internet dating until you try it. Who knows- one day you may need it- . It's either that or go get a date from a resident at the deaf, dumb and blind home --.
Wake up and get with the times . Women like to see before they buy .
Prehistoric Donkey.
I am happily married and content and have no wish to look or take part with that sort od seedy world, I will leave that to the pervs... and believe me the yorkie women are better looking than the Lancashire ones ,especially the chorley chavettes who have faces like they are chewing a wasp....look around you own back yard and my god the women with faces like that must be desperate so they are the ones who will use you seedy sites..
"wake up and get with the times"!!!!!!!!!!! I am.......its just I am not in the seedy times
I thought you all said I live in Burnley ?.
Anyway- come sunday- I be living in Mexico for a few weeks --so will give you all time to get your muck together and lamblast me on my return.
Yeh- I have been to chorley too- I agree about the women there --not a pretty sight .
Some scouse women look ok though- that is until they open their big loud gobs .
[/quote]The only place I have worked in Lancashire was in Chorley and we had..yes had to stay over a couple of nights and not by choice as it was early start very late finish and made the mistake of having a few pints in some rough arse pub and a couple of local chavettes starting fighting and the language put me to shame, that is why I said chorley... I am sure in your home town of burnley there are some "lovely women"
.....now get back on the internet dating site to meet them ........seedy pervertGoing to mexico....really ?? is this true or another fib.... ...why don't you emigrate there
quote="Bodgeitandleggit";p="2784302"]
You are too fat to get htrough the gates anyway--so you can forget that.
You'd have to go in through the 'back door'--which is probably what you do down here
Regarding dating sites - you can forget that- Mingers like you are wasting their money . Better to spend your money on any corner on the dock road in sooey sooey land .
Either that-- or do what Joe 90 does --DIY !!
I am not fat,quite slim actually
I never go through the back door
I don't spend my money to waste it using internet dating sites...I leave that to the perverts...sound familiar
Now go and make another walter mitty story up...nugget. or tell some lies!!!!!!!!!!!
As thin lizzy sang " don't believe a word"
You are the forum fool are you not
Pity there isn't a icon for a village idiot you can have it to yourself on a permanent basis seeing as you have the monopoly on it
Slim ? oops - I may be getting you mixed up with another one of sooeys internet male dating pals .
Who is the fat one with the beard - standing by his (firms ) van ?.
Maybe it's his pic I'm thinking of --seeing as you never have a pic posted up .?.
If so- I apologise- you skinny runt of the litter.
Anyway- before you knock it- have you actually seen the statistics about dating nowdays ? Take a look-it may surprise you .
Loads of Yorkie women on line looking for a date . 2 a penny birds. Some real lookers though .
They dont seem attracted to the yorkie guys who frequent the pubs and think the BAR is electrified !!
Dont knock the internet dating until you try it. Who knows- one day you may need it- . It's either that or go get a date from a resident at the deaf, dumb and blind home --.
Wake up and get with the times . Women like to see before they buy .
Prehistoric Donkey.
I am happily married and content and have no wish to look or take part with that sort od seedy world, I will leave that to the pervs... and believe me the yorkie women are better looking than the Lancashire ones ,especially the chorley chavettes who have faces like they are chewing a wasp....look around you own back yard and my god the women with faces like that must be desperate so they are the ones who will use you seedy sites..
"wake up and get with the times"!!!!!!!!!!! I am.......its just I am not in the seedy times
I thought you all said I live in Burnley ?.
Anyway- come sunday- I be living in Mexico for a few weeks --so will give you all time to get your muck together and lamblast me on my return.
Yeh- I have been to chorley too- I agree about the women there --not a pretty sight .
Some scouse women look ok though- that is until they open their big loud gobs .
The only place I have worked in Lancashire was in Chorley and we had..yes had to stay over a couple of nights and not by choice as it was early start very late finish and made the mistake of having a few pints in some rough a**e pub and a couple of local chavettes starting fighting and the language put me to shame, that is why I said chorley... I am sure in your home town of burnley there are some "lovely women"
.....now get back on the internet dating site to meet them ........seedy pervertGoing to mexico....really ?? is this true or another fib.... ...why don't you emigrate there[/quote]
I may as well live there . We spend at least 6 weeks a year there (as well as time at other places). Dont do cold places though- only sunny .
Hey- before knocking other towns-- are you ashamed to say where in Yorkshire you live ? If not - why not ????.
Bradford is my guess. C'mon- dont keep your 'DARK' secret from us .
I wont hold my breath though- ther eis not a cat in hells chance you will say where you live .
c'mon ''Pronto Pronto '
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