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Very true newboy, you also forgot that we all eat deep fried mars bars, drink Irn Bru and swallow copious amounts of a certain monastic fortified wine (as well as whisky) We only support one of two Scottish league football teams and we only vote for either the SNP or the Labour party, we play "gowf" a lot, are well known skinflints and enjoy a good ficht on a Saturday nicht. and are very fond of saying "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht, the nicht."
Have I missed anything out?
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Newboy
I need to have a think about that - because I'm from the land of flat caps, whippets, woodbine's , mild, deep pockets and short arms, ecky-thump, bah tat, trouble a t'mill and therefore obviously quite thick!
Ah - got it.
Pale skinned, ginger, caber-tossing, quote William Wallace all day and fight non-stop.
Ah - got it.
Pale skinned, ginger, caber-tossing, quote William Wallace all day and fight non-stop.
Yep, and there's the difference between us and the followers of the ROP. We can laugh about ourselves.. Now just tell me yer address while I sharpen my claymore.
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Newboy
Hang on a mo while I load the howitzer - OK my address is ...............
Yep, and there's the difference between us and the followers of the ROP. We can laugh about ourselves.. Now just tell me yer address while I sharpen my claymore.
Yep. Another reason why they are incompatible with this country. Zero sense of humour. Perhaps they would be more at home in Germany.
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Newboy
Some of "them" are incompatible.
Even Marine Le Pen distinguished between radical lunatics and ordinary Muslims.
Even Marine Le Pen distinguished between radical lunatics and ordinary Muslims.
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longdogs
Very true newboy, you also forgot that we all eat deep fried mars bars, drink Irn Bru and swallow copious amounts of a certain monastic fortified wine (as well as whisky) We only support one of two Scottish league football teams and we only vote for either the SNP or the Labour party, we play "gowf" a lot, are well known skinflints and enjoy a good ficht on a Saturday nicht. and are very fond of saying "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht, the nicht."
Have I missed anything out?
You all have a piece of Wembley cross bar in the garage
Nah - he's just composing his latest riposte. Going to be even wordier than normal though, so you might need to use the toilet, take the phone off the hook, and have someone on refreshments duty before you try to plough through it, though.
Nah - he's just composing his latest riposte. Going to be even wordier than normal though, so you might need to use the toilet, take the phone off the hook, and have someone on refreshments duty before you try to plough through it, though.
He must be having real problems, unless he has seen the light/truth/evidence/reality/you fill in the rest.
Nah - he's just composing his latest riposte. Going to be even wordier than normal though, so you might need to use the toilet, take the phone off the hook, and have someone on refreshments duty before you try to plough through it, though.
Nah, think I'll print off his reply and use it when I go to the toilet. (need something to wipe my ar*e with)
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