OK then (just for 'jockscott')
How do you identify a Scotsman?
Easy - they all wear kilts, carry bagpipes and eat nothing but haggis - except the ones who don't!
Yep, and there's the difference between us and the followers of the ROP. We can laugh about ourselves.. Now just tell me yer address while I sharpen my claymore.![]()
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OK then (just for 'jockscott')
How do you identify a Scotsman?
Easy - they all wear kilts, carry bagpipes and eat nothing but haggis - except the ones who don't!
Very true newboy, you also forgot that we all eat deep fried mars bars, drink Irn Bru and swallow copious amounts of a certain monastic fortified wine (as well as whisky) We only support one of two Scottish league football teams and we only vote for either the SNP or the Labour party, we play "gowf" a lot, are well known skinflints and enjoy a good ficht on a Saturday nicht. and are very fond of saying "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht, the nicht."
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But that's what he does.
Appears under a new name.
Tries to wind everyone up.
Finds it's not working.
Disappears.
Re-appears under a new name.
Is it just a coincidence that he has gone missing in France?
Is it just a coincidence that he has gone missing in France?
Could he be hiding in a certain large wooded area in France?![]()
Nah - he's just composing his latest riposte. Going to be even wordier than normal though, so you might need to use the toilet, take the phone off the hook, and have someone on refreshments duty before you try to plough through it, though.![]()
Nah - he's just composing his latest riposte. Going to be even wordier than normal though, so you might need to use the toilet, take the phone off the hook, and have someone on refreshments duty before you try to plough through it, though.![]()